New Joanna Jet Movie Tranny And Susannah
I never imagined it would be possible to make a pornographic adaptation of the TV makeover show What Not To Wear. You know, the one with Trinny and Susannah making harsh-but-true comments to poorly dressed members of the public before making them over to look much more stylish. But a few months back JB went behind the scenes on a shoot that would totally prove me wrong and show that great things can come from such expected porno spoofs.
Joanna Jet, the UK’s foremost shemale performer, was asked to create a series for Playboy TV. What she came up with was this awesome set up - one of the most amusing and original porn spoofs I’ve seen in a long time - and Joanna also made sure she had a top supporting cast of British talent to make this movie a success.
Alongside the shemale star (who, of course, plays Tranny of the title) is former bukkake babe Sandie Caine as the porno version of TV’s skinny Susannah, Each episode sees the pair welcome a familiar face into their dressing room for a slutty makeover, and the girls emerge looking so damn sexy that poor Tranny and Susannah have trouble keeping their hands to themselves!
The first victim to the Sandie and Joanna treatment is Suzie Best. This petite beauty is complimented on her ass and hips before being whisked away to change into the slutty outfit of our dreams. When she returns from the dressing room, Joanna takes the lead and gets this babe out of her new clothes as soon as possible as Joanna and Sandie lead the way to a magnificent threeway.
The atmosphere throughout the sex in these scenes is amazing. Really relaxed and intimate - the girls make jokes with each other and occasionally stop shagging to chat about something - it lends an almost amateur feel to the film, meaning you really pick up on the chemistry and friendship between the stars without losing any of the benefits of a high budget movie.
Suzie is a great little nympho, eagerly sucking cock and licking pussy, and teasing Joanna as they fuck. These three beautiful blondes do put on a good show!
Renee Richards is up next, dressed casually in jeans and a hoodie, but hiding a sexy matching lingerie set underneath. Everyone is very taken by her brightly coloured bra and revealing thong, and they select a naughty red and black outfit for the brunette babes. The horny hosts go straight for Renee’s ass, shown off marvellously under a miniskirt, and waste no time in getting their hands on her pert boobs too. She gives a saucy demonstration of her cock sucking skills before Joanna suggests that they see if Renee can work pussy just as well. This doesn’t happen for a while though - first Renee is on the receiving end of a good licking as Sandie gives her head whilst being fucked by tranny Joanna. They move through a series of positions, making good use of a revolving chair which is used to spin Renee around, so that everyone gets a go on her holes. Another successful slut transformation!
Starr arrives for her makeover and says she’s pretty nervous, as they admire her curves Joanna and Sandie reveal the unsexy underwear that Starr is hiding beneath her daywear. Deciding she needs to be in something more revealing, they send her off to get slutted up. She returns clad in fishnets and a cute top which does wonders for her impressive clevage. Starr wants to go show her husband her new look, but the mistresses of makeover have other ideas for her, and start sucking on her amazing boobs. In no time at all she’s gone from shy to slutty and is happily licking Sandie’s pussy while Joanna pounds her pussy. Then Sandie gets a go on the cock before bringing out a special treat - her strap on. This is a great idea, there’s now two chicks with dicks in this threesome and the possibilities are endless!
Starr definitely enjoys having two dicks to play with, and both girls take their turn at fucking this freshly created slut - they even DP her - and Starr licks up cum with a big smile on her face before dashing off to embrace her new filthy lifestyle.
Then comes the scene which JB had the chance to see from behind the scenes starring the always-classy Sahara Knite. After her transformation she shares a glass on champagne and throughout the fucking they regular stop for a sip of bubbly. See, I told you Sahara was classy! She’s also an amazing cocksucker. A double ended dildo gets used in this scene too, and Sahara shows just how slutty she is by using it expertly to fuck herself. Hot.
The last scene see the Welsh queen of filth, Isabel Ice, all tarted up in a tight red dress. Isabel looks very glamourous after her makeover, and it’s no surprise that ‘Tranny and Susannah’ just want to get her specially selected dress off as soon as possible, revealing Isabel’s neat but hairy bush.
i’m not really sure how I feel about pubic hair in porn, it’s just so unusual, but I know some of you will love this and as I’m a big fan of Isabel I managed to look past the muff and thoroughly enjoyed the scene. She’s bent over and pounded hard whilst Sandie fills her own pussy with dildo - just inches away from Isabel’s face, it’s very sexy and a very hard and vocal scene and ends on a high notes as Sandie licks the cum off Isabel’s face.
This highly original spoof ran the risk of getting too repetitive with each scene following the same makeover-inspired format, luckily, the amazing line up of performers and the use of toys keeps each scene fresh and exciting. This is possible the best shemale movie I’ve ever seen and it’s such a turn on that everyone looks hot and is clearly enjoying themselves.
